"let’s wake up"
"dick." *cat wakes up*
…what have I done?
trying to push a pull door and not succeeding like
I normally don’t reblog these, but I lost it at “I eat bunny poop”.
Evoked shrieks of laughter. Shrieks.
Are you fucking kidding me
People are capable of doing this and I can’t even drink from a cup without spilling some on my boobs
Don’t forget that the church was literally so impressed they gave him a medal instead of imprisoning him or executing him
Mozart only needed to hear a piece once to play it better than the original. And on top of that, they believed all his music to have been created by someone else, not this kid, so they locked him in a tower for a period of time (forget how long) with only music paper. When they came back all the paper was filled and he had written on the walls as well. AND ALL THE MUSIC WAS PHENOMENAL. how much more perfect can you get than Mozart? If you want to know more: watch the movie Amadeus. It’s historically accurate but also funny at times. Watch. it.
so he was the first to illegally download a song
And for those of you that would like to hear the first illegally downloaded song that the Vatican kept a secret for so long because it was “too beautiful for human knowledge” You can find it here.
jeez guys it was the 17th century, not the 16th.
Fritos ARE good tho…
is he leading them to a watery grave?
WHY ISN’T THIS THE LAW ALREADY ACROSS THE COUNTRY AND ALSO THE WORLD
It’s a good start.
YOU HAVE VANQUISHED ME, MIGHTY BEAST
Cub: DAD STOP
Cub: DAD OH MY GOD
Lion: REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE…
i love this post so much